Kind: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Amendment: I'm not garbage.
I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag-burners
Who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal
For policemen to beat'em.
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.
Kind: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
But if we changed the Constitution...
Kind: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!
Kind: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.
Abgeordneter: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!
You're in the US Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah!