Bagged me a Homer
Lurleen: Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin', and missin', at lovin' and kissin'
My average was point double oh eight.
So I spit on my hands, knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right towards centre field
This time I'm hitting a home run
This time the love is for real.
I'll slide... I'll steal... I'll sacrifice
A lovin' fly for you
I been slumping all season but now I found a reason
I struck on a love that is true.
I used to play the field
I used to be a roamer
But the season's turning 'round for me now
I finally bagged me a homer.
That's right, I finally bagged me a Homer.