Landstreicher: Won't you listen to my tale that's ten stories tall
'bout a king sized woodsman named a-Bunyan comma Paul.
Landstreicher: Born mighty big, he continued to expand
Thanks to a hopped up pituitary gland.
Landstreicher: His body grew big, but his brain stayed small.
He was tree choppin', friend stompin', house crushin' Paul!
Landstreicher: Paul was just as lonely as a man could get
So he took out his axe and he carved himself a pet.
Landstreicher: Now Paul and Babe were a mighty fine match
But the man had an itch that an ox couldn't scratch.